Wednesday, April 17, 2019

The Decline of The Simpsons

The Decline of The Simpsons:
What Disney Needs To Do To Erase History


The Simpsons has been a worldwide cultural phenomenon, as well as a multi-billion dollar success for awhile now; having first aired three decades ago with the characters having appeared even longer than that. But you knew that already.

What you probably didn’t know (unless you are a die-hard fan of the series such as myself) is how much it costed Fox to keep the show on the air before the Disney takeover. The Simpsons has six main voice actors who have done a great job; but is it worth $300,000-$500,000 an episode for each voice actor's salary when the show is now out of quality and ideas? Not to mention production costs such as marketing and distribution?

That in and of itself brings up numerous topic points. We could go all day raving about how spoiled and entitled actors and actresses are. But that is not the point of this article, and frustrating as it may be, this won't really change the fact that The Simpsons has been out of ideas and quality for 15-20+ years (depending on the fan you ask).

The show probably won't go away for another couple of years, if not more. Renewed for its thirty-first and thirty-second seasons just before the Disney acquisition, fans are rolling their eyes at both these announcements (rightfully so as Disneyfication is very much a real problem with the media industry; more on that later. As well as the fact that the show is really suffering from lack of quality).

Does this necessarily mean that it's over for The Simpsons seeing how it is a massive success? The answer unfortunately is yes. And now without further ado, here is what Disney needs to do to put the show out of their misery.

Step One: Cancel the Show

It is the inevitable sad fact that we the fans must face. The show just isn't what it used to be and will never go back to it's glory days back in the early 90s to roughly 2004’ish. So before Disney makes it worse than they already did in that 45-second clip they recently released, they need to cut all ties to the show. It's over. It's been over for fifteen years.

Step Two: Keep it on Disney+

The announcement that every episode ever until the end of Season 30 would be on the already big streaming service this upcoming November was brilliant beyond comprehension. Before Disney screws anything up, they need to first end the show and keep the rights.

Step Three: Watch the Money Roll In

Like Disney always does.


And that is really it. That is all that Disney needs to do to keep the show from getting any worse before it completely dies. Is it sad? Yes. But this is reality and we can't run from it any longer.





Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Best Movies 1977- 2016

1977:Star Wars: Episode IV- A New Hope
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh


1978:Superman


1979: The Muppet Movie


1980: Star Wars: Episode V- The Empire Strikes Back
The Shining
Bon Voyage Charlie Brown (and don’t come back!)


1981:Superman II
Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
Chariots of Fire


1982: E.T. the Extra Terrestrial


1983:Star Wars: Episode VI- Return of the Jedi
Terms of Endearment
The Outsiders


1984: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
The Karate Kid
Ghostbusters


1985:Back to the Future
The Terminator
The Goonies
The Breakfast Club
Ewoks: The Battle for Endor
Fletch

1986: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
An American Tail
The Adventures of Milo and Otis
The Karate Kid Part 2
Labyrinth
Little Shop of Horrors

1987:Spaceballs
Lethal Weapon

1988: Beetle-juice


1989:Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Field of Dreams
Dead Poets Society
Ghostbusters II
Batman
Honey, we shrunk the kids
The Karate Kid
Uncle Buck
The Little Monsters
Back to the Future Part II
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

1990:Men at Work
Dances with Wolves
Home Alone
Back to the Future Part III
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles


1991: What about Bob?
Terminator II: Judgement Day
Hook
Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey


1992: Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Aladdin
Batman Returns

1993: The Sandlot
Jurassic Park
Free Willy
Hocus Pocus
Men In Tights


1994:The Lion King
The Shawshank Redemption
Dumb and Dumber
The Santa Claus


1995: Toy Story
Braveheart
Batman Forever


1996: Mission Impossible
Independence Day
A Time to Kill
Happy Gilmore
The Hunchback of Notre Dame


1997:Titanic
Men in Black
Hercules
Contact
Liar Liar
Austin Powers


1998:The Prince of Egypt


1999:Star Wars: Episode I- The Phantom Menace
The Matrix
Toy Story 2





2000: Dr. Seuss's How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Almost Famous
Gladiator
X- Men
Mission Impossible II
The Emperor’s New Groove


2001: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Monster’s Inc.
Shrek

2002: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Star Wars: Episode II- Attack of the Clones
Spider-Man
Men in Black II
8 Mile

2003:The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
Finding Nemo
Piglet’s Big Movie
X2
Elf
2004: Spider-Man 2
The Incredibles, Shrek 2
Garfield
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Mean Girls
The Polar Express
National Treasure

2005: Star Wars: Episode III- Revenge of the Sith
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Batman Begins
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion,The Witch and the Wardrobe
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Madagascar
Fantastic Four


2006: Superman Returns
Cars
Monster House
United 93


2007: The Simpsons Movie
Spider-Man 3
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Shrek the Third
National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets
The Bee Movie, Transformers


2008: The Dark Knight
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Kung Fu Panda
Iron Man
Wall E, Bolt
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Jumper
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Get Smart
Yes Man


2009: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Avatar, 2012
Star Trek
Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen
Sherlock Holmes
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Zombie Land
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel


2010: Despicable Me
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1
Inception, Attack of the
Toy Story 3
Shrek Forever After
Tangled
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
Legends of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’hoole


2011: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
Cars 2, The Muppets
The Adventures of Tintin
The Help
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Thor
Captain America: The First Avenger, The Adjustment Bureau
Kung Fu Panda 2
Green Lantern
Super 8
Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows
Puss in Boots


2012: The Dark Knight Rises
The Amazing Spider-Man
The Avengers
The Hunger Games
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol
Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted
Men in Black 3
Ted
The Lorax
The Impossible
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days


2013: Man of Steel
Iron Man 3
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
Thor: The Dark World
Frozen
Gravity
Despicable Me 2
Oz: The Great and Powerful
The Croods
Star Trek: Into Darkness
All is Lost







2014: Unbroken
Boyhood
Interstellar
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
The Lego Movie
American Sniper
Big Hero 6
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Guardians of the Galaxy


2015: Star Wars: Episode VII- The Force Awakens
Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation
Terminator: Genisys
Steve Jobs
The Martian
The Revenant
Inside Out
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Ant-Man
Selma
Minions
Bridge of Spies
The Spongebob Movie: Sponge out of Water


2016: Hologram for a King
Deadpool
Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice
Captain America: Civil War




Thursday, August 7, 2014

Harry Potter and Philosophy


Harry Potter and the Philosophy You Can Get From Dumbledore

                                    Introduction

Harry Potter the boy, who is well-known throughout both the real and magical worlds, is also widely and critically received throughout bookstores everywhere. As TV legend Stephen King puts it “a feat of which only superior imagination is capable.  Rowling’s punning; one-eye browed-cocked sense of humor is remarkable.”  The series consists of 7 books, the first and final receiving the most universal critical acclaim.

 

              1st Paragraph: How Harry Came To Be About

Joanne Kathrine Rowling (formally known as “J.K. Rowling” after a Scholastic publisher feared that the books wouldn’t sell due to a female writer), was born in Yate, Gloucestershire on July 31, 1965.  As a young child, Jo “loved to write” and would frequently read her stories to her younger sister, Dianne.  As a teenager, she lived a rough life. Her mother was ill, and her father would fight with her constantly, which would then lead to both in non-speaking terms. When she got on a train in 1990 from Manchester to London, the idea of a boy who didn’t know he was a wizard came to her.  That very December, Jo’s mother died of multiple sclerosis. This then led to her idea that Harry would be an orphan.  However, in 1992 she was married to Jorge Arantes, and eight months later Jessica Rowling was born.  But unfortunately, Jo suffered domestic abuse from her husband, and was forced to separate in November 1993. That December, Jo and her then eight-month old daughter moved away to Edinburgh, Scotland to live with Jo’s sister. But Jorge went looking for Jo. She then filed a restraining order in August 1994, and then started college in 1995.  It was there that she finished her first manuscript for Harry Potter and The Philosopher’s Stone.

 

          2nd Paragraph: The New Life and Old Lies of J.K. Rowling

 

After finally finding a publisher and finishing her book, Jo “nearly died” when her book won several awards and nominations in 1998.  An immediate follow up, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets was published in June that same year, and again received awards and nominations. After receiving loads of money, Jo left her sister’s and found a place of her own. 5 more books followed, making the series and Jo more popular than ever. Jo remarried in December 2001, and had two more kids. By then, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone had become a massive success, and the series became made into movies.  

 

While Harry and Jo were famous, many hidden references where put into her books. You may remember Aragog, the massive spider in the Chamber of Secrets. This acromantula was largely based off of J.R.R. Tolkien’s Sheilob in The Lord of the Rings- another popular franchise.

 

3rd Paragraph: The Main Topic (it’s about time we got here!)

 

And now, we reach the main topic. Yes, it took 3 paragraphs and a long history to get here. No, it was not by accident. You need to know Jo’s history before we get to the main topic. And now, here we go.  In “The Magical Worlds of Harry Potter” by David Colbert, it analyzes the deep philosophical message throughout Harry’s life. With questions like why would Voldemort put marks on his death eaters, or where did the idea of Buckbeak the hippogriff come from, to even historical questions like did alchemists really search for a magic stone?  Of course, the answers are written in such a way that Bart Simpson would advertise instead of Baby’s Pop-Up Book: From A to Z. The answers are yes, alchemists have been searching for the stone that the real Nicholas Flamel invented, Buckbeak came from Ancient Greek Myth, and the idea that Voldemort would put marks on his followers came the Devil’s Mark from the notion of the Middle Ages. In fact, the spell to conjure the dark mark in the sky is Mosmorde- French for “take a bite out of death.” Nearly all spells mean something in another language- except for Avada Kedavra the killing curse.

 

4th Paragraph: Yes, the names category gets an entire paragraph

 

Expelliarmus: To knock one’s wand across the room; this comes from two Latin roots- expello, to drive out or expel; and arma meaning weapon.

 

Impedimenta: Stops a person or thing; from impedimentum, impediment, and hindrance.

 

Diagon Ally: The go-to place to look around for supplies or anything you may need in general. This area doesn’t run straight; it runs diagonally.

 

Hedwig: Harry’s owl received from Hagrid for his eleventh birthday; Hedwig was a saint who lived in Germany in the twelfth and thirteenth centuries.

 

Dursley: The last name of Harry’s horrible Aunt and Uncle; Dursley is a town near Jo’s birthplace

 

Flitwick: The professor of charms at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; Flitwick is a town in England.

 

Snape: A mean teacher with a mysterious past. He has been known as The Half-Blood Prince, the Potions Master, and Sna-pee. Snape is another town in the English village.

 

                        5th Paragraph: So it’s come to this

          When J.K. Rowling began her idea of Harry Potter, it came easy to her, but was brought on with much difficulty. Now you may find yourself asking “what was the point of all this?!” Well, my dear reader, the answer is simple: I must express that Harry Potter is a brilliant idea that turned into a many great things. The point is, this is an idea from an idea from an idea. While you didn’t need to read the first 3 paragraphs, you now know more about J.K. Rowling’s history than you did 30 minutes ago.